Go Dittmer!
Chorus goes like this:
The BYU Mathletes are coming after ya
When they walk by don’t do the wave do the parabola
It’s Dittmer not Detmer but he’s fly like Ty
And if it existed, he’d win the Heisman of Reciting Pi
Champ in high school, college pressure grew
Til the guv wants a pic with the top math recruit
And that’s in Indiana where they worship their Hoosiers
But now the kids there love math and they say, “Hoops is for losers!”
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